Four Bishops · One Imperial Family · Infinite Heresy
"In 325 A.D., Emperor Constantine assembles the early Church to define Christian orthodoxy. But holy debates spiral into unholy chaos as four unruly bishops and one confused emperor clash over the nature of Christ."
Featuring slapstick theology, original musical numbers, and a frankly irresponsible amount of wine, Oh Constantine! blends historical events with modern sensibility — examining how theological debates shaped Christianity while never losing sight of the very human drama behind the dogma.
Originally staged at the Hollywood Fringe Festival 2025 at the Zephyr Theatre, the show received an award nomination and rave reviews. It is now seeking its next stage.
Experience the holy chaos from wherever you are.
A 360° immersive recording of a live performance is currently in post-production.
Stay TunedEmperor of Rome
Cameron Ley
Sister of Constantine
Marlena Hummel
Mother of Constantine
Jennifer Lamar
Bishop of Alexandria
Nandi Sharma
Bishop of Nicomedia
Cole Parker
Presbyter of Alexandria
Clent Bowers
Bishop of Alexandria
Nestor Vinelli
Wife of Constantine
Carmen Ellrodt
Son of Constantine
Nandi Sharma
Bishop Paphnutius
Guy Picot
Emperor's Herald
Clayton Myers
Bishop
Gabe Bellotti
Bishop of Caesarea
Clent Bowers
Bishop of Carthago Nova
Cole Parker
So you're programming a season and you need a show that'll actually fill seats, get people talking, and maybe — just maybe — teach them something about the Council of Nicaea. We have good news.
Nominated for the Zephyr Zest Award at Hollywood Fringe Festival 2025. Critics loved it. Audiences more so.
History + slapstick + original music. There is literally no other show about the Council of Nicaea with a hip-hop number.
Strong houses across our Hollywood Fringe run. Audiences who came once told their friends. Word of mouth was the engine.
A tight 60-minute one-act for festival slots, or the full 90-minute two-act for proper theatre seasons. We fit your schedule.
Punchy, pacey, no dead air. Perfect for festival programming where every minute counts.
The full experience. More music, more chaos, more time for the bar at interval. The way it was meant to be seen.
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Prefer the direct approach? ohconstantineplay@gmail.com